Hell Bovine

Genre: Grindcore/Noise
Country: United States
Formed in: 2007

Line-up:
All Instruments - Lance "Senor Lencho" (Magical Garbage Machinery, Deophobic Necrosis)


Site: http://hellbovine.bandcamp.com
        http://www.facebook.com/hellxbovine
        http://myspace.com/demoncowreturns
        http://myspace.com/hellbovine4jesus
        http://www.reverbnation.com/hellbovine
        http://soundcloud.com/tolencual77
        http://www.lastfm.com/music/Hell+Bovine


Discography:

2008 - Tool Of Satan (Demo)
01 - MIDI Brutality Anointed
02 - Righteous Action Through Holy Ghost Power
03 - Commandment
04 - Never Falling From Grace
05 - G0d Is Gr8!
06 - Unashamed Of The Gospel
07 - Victory Through Praise
08 - Stay Busy
09 - Job Skills: Breathing
10 - Give Me Your Door
11 - Reach For The Pie
12 - Necessity Vs. Luxury Of Tacos
13 - Stink I
14 - Get Divorced On Myspace
15 - Marine Corps Kung Fu Fighting Program
16 - Dead For A Long Time
17 - Sugar Coating Things Isn’t Always Necessary… But It Tastes So Good
18 - Vegetables Of Death
19 - Tool Of Satan
Link: Download

2009 - Food !!!
01 - Breakfast - Lunch - Dinner
Link: Download

2009 - Cow Rot -  Dysfunctional Rotout / Dead Risen / Hell Bovine (Split)
01 - Dysfunctional Rotout – Welcome To Reality
02 - Dysfunctional Rotout – Autopsy:Insanity
03 - Dysfunctional Rotout – Stolen Innocence
04 - Dysfunctional Rotout – By The Hands Of God
05 - Dysfunctional Rotout – Deformed
06 - Dysfunctional Rotout – Preparing The Way
07 - Dysfunctional Rotout – Concept Within The Flesh
08 - Dysfunctional Rotout – Mutilators
09 - Dysfunctional Rotout – Breath Of Hell
10 - Dysfunctional Rotout – The Forgiving Power Of Jesus Christ
11 - Dead Risen – Resisted To Bloodshed
12 - Dead Risen – I AM
13 - Dead Risen – Hour Of Trial
14 - Dead Risen – The Knocking
15 - Dead Risen – Into Your Heart
16 - Dead Risen – Symbiotic Ghost
17 - Dead Risen – Forever
18 - Hell Bovine – Gigantic Cow Vs. Big Lizard
19 - Hell Bovine – Drive Through Diner
20 - Hell Bovine – Aussie Osbourne
21 - Hell Bovine – Why Are You Dancing?
22 - Hell Bovine – Rigorous Fart Tempo Change
23 - Hell Bovine – Rotten Taco Sewage
24 - Hell Bovine – Of Fate and Dentistry
25 - Hell Bovine – Delete Your Liespace
26 - Hell Bovine – Sorry About Using Your Name In Vain
27 - Hell Bovine – Dysfunctionally Rotting Out
Link: Download

2010 - Endless Farm Of Disemboweled Demonically-Possessed Heifer Corpses (The Early Demos)
01 - Intro
02 - Leaving The Church Of Disobedience
03 - Love Is Grind
04 - Killing Utensils
05 - Saviour Of My Very Soul In The Key Of F Major
06 - Satan Will Die A Brutal, Gorrific Death
07 - Car Crashes Rule, Unless You're In One
08 - Patient Endurance Through Impossible Trials
09 - In My Heart There's A Grind Named After You
10 - Behold...
11 - This Song Sucks Even More!
12 - Grinding For God!
13 - Grind Praise Ear Death
14 - Eating All Your Food In The Key Of Ab Major
15 - It's A Good Day To Grind
16 - Set Me Free
17 - Christ Kills Demons
18 - Grinding Till The Day I Die
19 - Life Needs Frogs (Inspired By Jose Blanco)
20 - It's Moosic!
21 - Just Makin' A Joyful Noise
22 - Banjo Grind!
23 - What Was I Thinking?!
24 - Let All Who Have Breath...
25 - Calvary
26 - Where Will You Go When You Die?
27 - Unfaithful...
28 - Baptized In Water
29 - Oh, Thine Heavenly Blastbeats
30 - Ballpoint Pen Grindage
31 - Disembowelment Of The Fallen Angels
32 - Get Mind Out Of Gutter
33 - Satan Will Die A Brutal, Gorrific Death (W/ Vocals)
34 - Just Makin' A Joyful Noise (W/ Vocals)
35 - Intro (W/ Vocals)
36 - Christ Kills Demons (W/ Vocals)
37 - Killing Utensils (Gore Version)
38 - A Moment Of Gore
39 - Some More Gore
40 - Untitled 1 (Jazzgrind)
41 - Untitled 2 (Piano n' Organs)
42 - Untitled 3 (Acrapacoustic Guitarded)
43 - Untitled 4 (Stupid Cheese)
44 - Littering And...
45 - Using A Convenience Store Receipt As Toilet Paper
Link: Download

2010 - 5 Lessons In Musical Scatology - The People's Noise Project / Shit Fucking Shit / Hell Bovine / Bestial Vomit / PiG RoT (5-Way Split)
01 - Hell Bovine – Hot Beef Corrosion
02 - Hell Bovine – When The Cow Comes Around
03 - Hell Bovine – Take A Shower, You Smell
04 - Hell Bovine – Ignorance Sandwich
05 - Hell Bovine – Rated R For Retarded
06 - Hell Bovine – Moose Redemption
07 - Hell Bovine – Mutilation In The Groin Area
Link: Download
(Only Hell Bovine)

2010 - Dirty Taco Agenda
01 - Midnight Squirrel Jousting Fights In The Middle Of The Road
02 - Dirty Taco Pt. 1 ("This Mexican Pizza Sure Looks Suspicious, But I'll Eat It Anyway")
03 - Dirty Taco Interlude (Immediate Regret Consumes My Being As The Abomination Explores My Digestive Tract)
04 - Dirty Taco Pt. 2 ("That Was Way More Painful Going Out Than Coming In")
05 - Bottom Feeder Rock 'N' Roll
06 - Rated R for Retarded (No Vocals) (Bonus Track)
07 - 7 Songs From Bell Hovine (Bonus Track)
Link: Download

2010 - Punch You In The Pituitary Gland!!! (Single)
01 - Punch You In The Pituitary Gland
02 - Ereeerrab Bkmlmkbh (Pocket Dialing)
Link: Download

2013 - Dire Diner's Diary Of Diahrrea: A Collection Of Mouth - Watering Abominations
01 - Melted Bowel and Organ Salad with Olive Oil And Chunks Of Grilled Brain Matter
02 - Deviled Brain Delicacies, With A Dash Of Paprika, Chives And Eyeballs
03 - Human Skull Cereal Bowl Filled With Crunchy Wheat Things Soaked In Rotting Demonic Bovine "Milk"
04 - Disgusting, Rotted, Vomit-Soaked Hands Smothered In Foul-Smelling Soy Sauce
05 - Charred Fast Food Hors D'oeuvres, Sprinkled With Regurgitated Fingernails Of People Afflicted With Pica
06 - Enchilaburritacodillas, Containing The Aftermath Of An Explosive Cannibalistic Food Fight
07 - Gore Sandwich With Goretato Salad Topped with an Intense Desire to Murder A Nearby Lifeform
08 - Obliteration Of The Soft Palate By Intense Burning Mexican Food
09 - Severed Helping Hands That Laugh At You As They Travel Down Your Esophagus
10 - Regurgitated Blood Broth Soup, With Stewed Tomatoes and Offal Chunks
11 - Decapitation Beach Volleyball
12 - Lamb Offal Patty, Cooked On A Grill With Onions And Topped With Glow-In-The-Dark Cheese Product
13 - Chicken Gore Soup With Magical Fairyland Talking Mushrooms
14 - Hot Dog Burger Taco Casserole, Deep-Fried and Splattered with Scalding, Flesh-Melting Butter
15 - Baked Flesh Potato Chips With Fresh Sewage Salsa (The Chunky Kind)
16 - Traumatizing Flesh Burger Made From The Smiles Of Conniving Space Clowns
17 - Eskimo-Style Blubber Slurpee With Whipped Cream (Or Sour Cream, Not Like It Matters)
18 - Finger Lickin' Good Scientologist-Cannibal Salad, With Bacon, A Surgically Removed Appendix And Mechanically Separated Chicken
19 - Flayed Vermin Projectiles Launched In Your Mouth With A Trebuchet Constructed Entirely Out Of Human Femurs
20 - Splattered Cranial Remains Of Some Pour Soul Who Listened To R. Black's "Friday" And J. Bieber's "Baby" One Too Many Times
21 - Intestinal Spaghetti With Sulphuric Wine Vinegarette And Questionable Foliage-Based Toppings
22 - Pre-Digested Pizza Burger In Human Bile, Served With A Variety Of Ungodly, Indescribably Inhumane Toppings
23 - The Hungry Hungry Emaciated Vegetarian Cannibal Salad Made From Meat-Eating Plants
24 - Oodles Of Poodles, Mutilated and Made To Look Like Noodles
25 - Fish That Smell Like Feet (100% Bird Nest)
26 - Slow-Roasted Wildebeest Tenderloin, Cut Into Four Triangles, Served On A Melted Plastic Plate, With A Dash Of Gravy Butt-Butter
27 - Severed Leg Recovered From Demon-Infested Lands, Tenderized And Soaked In Childrens' Tears And Horseradish (Mr. Wirt Approves)
28 - Indiana Jones' Intestinal Rope
29 - Glittery Vampire Blood Slurpee Sundae (With Extra Cherries)
30 - Mashed Eyeballs With Singed Eyebrow Hair Catsup
31 - Ring Around The Toilet (Onion Rings From Unspeakable Places)
32 - Hollowed Out Heads, Brought To A Slow Broil In The Jacuzzi With Carrots & Onions
33 - Stuffed Pancreas Surprise (Pockets That Are Hot)
34 - Rib Cannon Held Together With Radioactive Meat Glue Recovered From The 9th Level Of Traitors And Murderers
35 - Sentient Zombie Tacos With A Side Of Deep-Fried Ranch Dressing
36 - Delicious Fried Egg Burger, Made By A Blind Recovering Alcoholic With Leprosy And Attention Deficit Disorder
37 - Apricot Chicken With Asparagus, Sprinkled with Teflon Flakes And Burnt-On Cheese
38 - Diabetic Carnivore Cannibal Zombie Apocalypse Meat Cream (Mr. Brimley Approves)
39 - Armaggedon Super Fun Time Ice Cream Slamwich
40 - Rocky Road Corny Chocolate Abomination
41 - Flesh Ke-Bobs, Grilled and Served On Recycled Hercules Hooks
42 - Filet-O-Brains Sandwich With Boiled Carnivorous Oysters And Vampiric Butt-Faced Creatures Of The Abyss
Link: Download

2013 - DxTxS / Hell Bovine (Split)
01 - DxTxS – Xanthobacter autotrophicus
02 - DxTxS – Xanthobacter flavus
03 - DxTxS – Xanthomonas albilineans
04 - DxTxS – Xanthomonas albilineans
05 - DxTxS – Xanthomonas ampelina
06 - DxTxS – Xanthomonas axonopodis
07 - DxTxS – Xanthomonas campestris
08 - DxTxS – Xanthomonas fragariae
09 - DxTxS – Xenorhabdus luminescens
10 - DxTxS – Xenorhabdus nematophilus
11 - Hell Bovine – Putrefied Mucus Factory
12 - Hell Bovine – Regretfully Consuming Outback's Misteak
13 - Hell Bovine – Virulent Hamburger Domination
14 - Hell Bovine – Ramsayan-Style Reverse Ingestation
15 - Hell Bovine – Death To Bovine
16 - Hell Bovine – Frankly, I Could Do Without Hot Dogs
17 - Hell Bovine – Flatulent Symmetry
18 - Hell Bovine – MRSA Milkshake At The Local In-patient Hospital
19 - Hell Bovine – Unhelpful Bowel Relocation
20 - Hell Bovine – Verminous Halberdier
Link: Download

2014 - A Very Bovine Christmas
01 - North Pole Preparation Of Unnatural Ethereal Mega-Transport Sleigh Ride For Santa Claus On Christmas Eve
02 - Rockin' Around The Pagan Idol
03 - Defying The Laws Of Space, Time, And Gravity to Deliver Brand New Xbox Consoles To Deprived And Needy Children
04 - Triple Bypass Surgery Necessary For Transportation Through Middle-Class Home Chimneys
05 - Reindeer Fecal Matter And Coal Placed in Oversized Socks for Ill-Tempered And Misbehaved Children
06 - Santa Performing Illegal Omniscient Surveillance On All Potential Gift Recipients
07 - Stockings Stuffed with Holiday Cheer And Diabeetus
08 - Rudolph's Billion Dollar Law Suit Against The North Pole For Racial Discrimination
09 - Torn Apart Into Indiscernable Viscera By Santa's Claws
10 - Residents Of The Island Of Misfit Toys Performing Pagan Rituals To Spread Holiday Cheer And Savings Everywhere
11 - The Little Drvmmer Boy Joined A Trve Kvlt Norwegian Black Metal Band And Enjoys Blast Beats Thorovghly
12 - Frosty The Snowman's Permanent Death Due To Global Warming Attributed To Toxic Levels Of Exhaust From Santa's Sleigh
13 - Greed-Driven Consumeristic Mindset Causing Borderline-Cannibalistic and Homicidal Tendencies In The American Public (Holiday Spirit)
14 - Decking The Halls With The Aftermath Of Santa's Slay
15 - Santa's Beard Is Chuck Norris
16 - Santa's Affiliation With Beelzebub
17 - The Greatest Gift Ever Given Is Jesus
Link: Download

2014 - Bell Hovine + Unreleased Tracks And B(ovine)-sides
01 - Bell Hovine
02 - Enivob Lleh
03 - Bev Holleni
04 - Bleh Onilve
05 - Elven Bolhi
06 - Bole Vhleni
07 - Olive Nehlb
08 - Vine Bohell
09 - Blovie Henl
10 - Vile Hoblen
11 - Vell Hobine
12 - Bile Vlohen
13 - Henob Velli
14 - Veil Obelhn
15 - Hole Ivleib
16 - Hoe Benlvil
17 - Vino Behell
18 - Level Hobin
19 - Oven Billeh
20 - Vein Ohbell
21 - Nevi Hellob
22 - Nobell Hive
23 - Bevel Ohnil
24 - Hellno Vibe
25 - Love Helnib
26 - Eve Bilolhn
27 - Lob Liveneh
28 - Lie Novhebl
29 - Levole Bivn
30 - Bovine Hell
31 - Believ Ohln
32 - Evil Henlob
33 - Hell Bovine
34 - Keep Your Hands To Yourself
35 - God Grant Me Strength
36 - His Holy Arsenal
37 - Keep Your Hands To Yourself (Other Version)
38 - Negativity Causes Cancer
39 - Unreal Estate
40 - Saving Up Money For A New Keyboard
41 - Controlled Chaotic Environment
42 - Got A Keyboard I Couldn't Afford
43 - An Opinionated Crowd
44 - Cranky Doucheface Anthem
45 - The Faint Taste Of Bacteria Grown Overnight In Your Mouth
46 - An Undesirable Tongue Lashing
47 - His Holy Arsenal (Other Version)
48 - Sludge Butter Relish Cream Hot Dog
49 - The Just-Got-Punched-Through-The-Face Blues
50 - All Day I Dream About Pancakes
51 - Orthodontic Resin Nightmares
52 - Apocaggedon Armapocalypse
53 - Deadly Milk Mortality!
54 - The Physics Of Grind
Link: Download

2014 - Equine Vs. Bovine: Origins - Death To Strangers / Hell Bovine (Split)
01 - Death To Strangers – Slaying The Horse
02 - Death To Strangers – You Better Be Here By The Time This Song Ends
03 - Death To Strangers – You Have Been Riding On That Horse For Too Long Now
04 - Death To Strangers – Noisey Lazy Horses
05 - Hell Bovine – Bevel Ohnil
07 - Hell Bovine – Evil Henlob
08 - Hell Bovine – Hellno Vibe
09 - Hell Bovine – Vell Hobine
Link: Download

2014 - I Accidentally A Song...
01 - Fiejij
02 - Pardon My English...
Link: Download

2015 - Raw Grind Resurrection - Shitnoise Bastards / Hell Bovine (Split)
01 - Shitnoise Bastards – Revenge Of The Cat
02 - Shitnoise Bastards – Beer Hunter
03 - Shitnoise Bastards – Once You're A Poser, You Will Be A Poser Forever
04 - Shitnoise Bastards – Bad Communication
05 - Shitnoise Bastards – Freak Appetite
06 - Shitnoise Bastards – You Go To Wrong Way
07 - Shitnoise Bastards – Napalm Fire
08 - Shitnoise Bastards – Teach Me How To Be A Grindcore
09 - Shitnoise Bastards – Say No To Police Violence
10 - Shitnoise Bastards – Noisecore For Wrestling Theme
11 - Shitnoise Bastards – Can You Hear The Sounds Of Shit?
12 - Shitnoise Bastards – Noisejunkie
13 - Shitnoise Bastards – If You Don't Have Money Please Stop To Be A Vinyl Collector, Do A Better Thing Like Collecting Stamps
14 - Shitnoise Bastards – Better Do Something Than Talking Too Much Because It's Show How Stupid You Are
15 - Hell Bovine – Big Ol' Cow With A Big Ol' Battle Axe
16 - Hell Bovine – Allow Me To Ruin Your Day With 20 Selfies On Your News Feed
17 - Hell Bovine – Myrtle Beach, SC Residents Are "Rattled" By Rattlesnakes
18 - Hell Bovine – Obamacare: It's What's For Dinner
19 - Hell Bovine – Scrumption Roadkill Possum Stew
20 - Hell Bovine – Life Makes More Sense With Jesus
21 - Hell Bovine – Satan Got Dysentery And The New Nickelback Album For Christmas
Link: Download

2015 - Desiccant Taco Appendage
01 - Deconstructed Trivial Appendectomy
02 - In Retrospection Of Digested Waffles
03 - The Ghost Of Painful Bowel Movements' Past
04 - Trifecta Of Misshapen Tragic Vending Machines
05 - As Protective As A Styrofoam Door
06 - Why Is My PODX3 Giving Me Troubles?
07 - Unhealthy Obsession With Sunflower Seeds
08 - Bible Study Time At My Favorite Breakfast Location (Waffle House)
09 - Carefully Removing And Cleaning My Brain-Housing-Group
10 - The First Law Of Physics And The Second Rule Of Gun Safety
11 - A Torrent Of Wind And Illegal Downloads
12 - Soldering Yourself To Death
13 - I Forgot To Bring My Ditch Witch
14 - Terrible Movie Adaptation Of Your Favorite Video Game
15 - Inescapable Cloud Of Depression (And Mosquitos)
16 - Infernal Bovine Is My Hell Bovine Cover Band (Blizzard Please Don't Sue Me)
17 - Curved Screens Are For People With Curved Faces
18 - Throwing Powdered Bleach Into Random Washers At The Laundromat
19 - Today, The Lowcountry; Tomorrow, The World
20 - Phyrexian Sleeper Agents Vs. Hilton Head Real Estate Agents
21 - Life Without Jesus Is Like Salsa Without Onions
22 - I Desiccan't Do This Alone
23 - Reconstructed Swinery Conspiracy; Deophobic Cleric Of Bovine Flesh Amelioration
24 - Why Are You Throwing Socket Wrenches At Squirrels?
25 - Dirty Taco Pt. 3 (Diagnosed With Post-Tacomatic Stress Disorder)
Link: Download